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جوکهای فارسی

1508

Rejime Iran: faqat xa’numha’ye doctar ba’yad beravand sarba’zi. yek arabe dame sarbas xa’ne mige: ‘Moa’fi midim!’

1524

raeese ba’nke markazi iran kandideh ja’yezeh nobel dar wimi (chimitry) wodeh. Bara’yeh inke tunested pule (money) Ira’n ra’ dar a’zemayewga’he bank markazi …

1540

To mosabeqe-ye kaftarba’zi ye torke ba’ xarew miya’d. Da’var mige: Hey, Hey…Mosa’beqeye kaftarba’zi-ye ba’ xaret cera’ a’madi? Torke mige: xare dige, yeho …

1509

yek torke too kewti neweste boode, mibine ye pary ye daryayee behew cewmak mizane! mige “sag ma’hi dide boodim, asb ma’hi dide …

1525

be torke migan jaha’ze ha’zemeh ra’ na’m bebar mige:me’deh,rudeh,merri va Mehri. migan Mehri dige cieh? mige:Mehri jigare mane.

1510

1 pesare mire toie 1 maqa’zeye elektroniki mige a’qa’ in cande? foruwande mige 20 toman . pesare mige un cande marde mige …

1526

Az ye Turke miporsand: Woma ce ka’reh hasti? Turke javab mideh: Mohandes-e Ra’h va Sa’xtema’n(Civil Engineer). Miporsand: Cetor? Turk migeh: HAR ROOZ …

1511

yek moalemi goozoo boodeh va har vaqt mixa’st vel koneh da’stane jang ha’ye napoleon ro tarif mikard va ba seda’ye welike goluleh …

1527

Yek bar be yek torkeh migand yek akse qamangiz bekew. Torkeh ham yek barbarie sooxteh mikeweh

1512

yek xa’numi powte sare yek ja’heli az peleye autobus ba’la’ miraft. yek dafe ja’hele migoozeh. xanoomeh migeh: “va’a’a’” ja’heleh migeh: “va’lla’a’a’”.