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ye da’ha’tiye zan migire. wabe zafa’f miran tu hejle. da’ha’tiye fori woruE mikone be ka’r. zane mige: “cera’ enqadr ajale da’ri? ye …

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amaleha’ da’wtan sare ye sa’xtemune nimesa’z dar tabaqeye dava’zdahom ka’r mikardan. yeki miya’d az pa’yin da’d mizaneh: “qazanfar, qazanfar, zanet az tabaqeye …

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Midunini farqe Havva’ (Eve) ba’ zanha’ie dige ci bud? Woharesh A’dam bud!

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This guy goes to a sa’ndevicforuwi and says: “ye sa’ndevice sosis bede boxorim?” sa’ndevicforuw asks: “bepicam?” The guy says: “na mostaqim boro.”

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moallem: “baceha’ dar a’lma’n ye dastga’he sosis dorostkoni extera’ kardan tama’m otoma’tikeh. az invar ga’v mikonan tuw az unvar sosis mia’d birun.” …

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yek ja’hel raft mehmuni. dar mehmuni vaqti ke ba’ yek doxtare xowgel da’wt miraqsid az doxtare porsid xa’nom woma’ cera’ inqadr dahanet …

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ye pesar bacce cand kilometriye xunawun newaste bude ba’la’ye deraxt. mibine bara’dar bozorgaw ba’ motorew va ye doxtare xowgel tarke motorew mia’n …

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moallem: “baceha’ ki miduneh saboktarin cizeh donya’ ciyeh?” hassani: “a’qa’ k*reh.” moallem: “cera’ k*reh?” hassani: “con a’dam faqat ba’ fekr ham mituneh …

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Be yek torke migan ba’ “Kewvar” yek jomleh besa’z… Migeh: Ba’ Kew var raftam xord tu cewam.

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a’qa’ye dastodelba’z be pesarew mige: “boro piwe hamsa’yamun, guwtkubewuno begir bia’r.” pesare mire, barmigarde, mige: “nada’d.” mige: “boro, xodeto bezan be dar …