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moallem: “baceha’ ki miduneh saboktarin cizeh donya’ ciyeh?” hassani: “a’qa’ k*reh.” moallem: “cera’ k*reh?” hassani: “con a’dam faqat ba’ fekr ham mituneh …

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ye weka’rciye mire jangal weka’re wir. az dur ye wire gonde mibine. newuni migire va tirewo dar mikone. tir mixore be sare …

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ye ita’liya’i, ye ira’ni va ye torke da’wtan tarif mikardan cetory zana’wuno erza’ mikonan. ita’lia’ie migeh: “man az waste pa’w woru mikonam …

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ye ya’ru ye tuti mia’re ba’za’r befruwe. maEreke migire, be mardom mige: “in tuti candin zaba’ne beynolmelali balade. pa’ye ra’stewo bekewi, ingilisi …

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ye weka’rciye mireh jangal weka’re xers. baEd az cand ruz piya’dehravi ye xers mibineh. newuni migireh va tiro dar mikoneh vali az …

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ye kure ye rande tu xia’bun peyda’ mikone, dast mikewe ruw, mige: “in certoperta’ ciye nevewtan?”

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This guy goes to a sa’ndevicforuwi and says: “ye sa’ndevice sosis bede boxorim?” sa’ndevicforuw asks: “bepicam tu ka’qaz?” The guy says: “na …

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se nafar mixa’stan hokm ba’zi konan pa’ye ca’ha’rom nada’wtan. yekiwun mige: “asqar boro sare kuce, bebin kesiro peyda’ mikoni.” asqare mire dame …

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ye doxtare arusi mikoneh va wabe hejleh be woharew migeh: “wir mixa’m.” wohare mireh ye liva’n wir miya’reh va ta’ mixa’d woruE …

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ye ya’ru mixa’ste be rafiqew ya’d bede a’dam cetor ba’ zanew rafta’r mikone: “bia’ berim xunamun, newunet bedam a’dam cetori az zanew …